Friday, January 1, 2010

On the Limits of Self-Improvement, Parts I, II, & III | Vanity Fair - Oct 07; Dec 07; Sep 08

On the Limits of Self-Improvement - Christopher Hitchens. Links to Part II & III are contained in Part I.

It's resolution time, kids.  So here is a three-part essay (though not really lengthy) from Mr. Hitchens, regarding his attempt at a makeover. It is accompanied by some hilarious photographs, so make sure to look over the slide show for each part.

Hitch (can I be that familiar?  After the shower photos and the Brazilian wax, yes, I think I've earned it) is, at the time of the first part, a 59 year old British expatriate.  Note that I said British.  Improving his teeth is a prominent and successful part of his transformation.  He is ripe for change.

Aren't we all?  Don't resolutions reflect our lack of self-worth?  Something about us needs improving, whether within or without.  We make resolutions to improve ourselves in the classic categories: physical, mental, emotional, social, spiritual, or financial.  If you can think of a category beyond these that your resolution(s) fit into, please let me know.

This isn't a New Year's essay, but it has all the makings of one.  Hitch needs to improve his skin, physique, dentition, and, mostly, his anti-life habits.  Hitch smokes too much.  Hitch imbibes too much.  Hitch eats too much.  And he and exercise were never formally introduced.

I was expecting, based on the title of the essay, something a bit more thoughtful regarding what we really can and can't change about ourselves.  I thought we were going to get some pithy lessons about life.

Instead, we get an enjoyable breezy read filled with humor and self-deprecation about Hitch's experiences in self-improvement.  The third part, though, takes a turn.  Hitch finally addresses his smoking habit and touches on his emotional state afterwards.  It feels far more real and personal, and a bit more universal, at this point.

It was the teeth that made the final difference.  Viva la dentistry!

Happy New Year!

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